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webbgirlSo, I was flipping through the channels this morning and saw an ad on VH-1. It was for a program called 'Rules for Slashers'.
My first thought? Cool...there's a VH-1 special about us. Who'da thunk?
Second thought? We have rules?
They showed two of the rules:
Rule 1: Slasher must have a theme song. Dang! Now I gotta come up with a freakin' theme song? How about The Boys are Back in Town?
Rule 2: Virgins live, Sluts die. Well that just makes no sense at all. We're slashers. If there's a virgin, he's not staying that way long. If we killed off all the sluts, we'd have no one left to slash.
Around this time they showed a shot of Jamie Lee Curtis from Friday the 13th. Ooohhh, that kinda Slasher.
I still kinda like the whole theme song idea though.
My first thought? Cool...there's a VH-1 special about us. Who'da thunk?
Second thought? We have rules?
They showed two of the rules:
Rule 1: Slasher must have a theme song. Dang! Now I gotta come up with a freakin' theme song? How about The Boys are Back in Town?
Rule 2: Virgins live, Sluts die. Well that just makes no sense at all. We're slashers. If there's a virgin, he's not staying that way long. If we killed off all the sluts, we'd have no one left to slash.
Around this time they showed a shot of Jamie Lee Curtis from Friday the 13th. Ooohhh, that kinda Slasher.
I still kinda like the whole theme song idea though.