Meme stolen from medie

[webbgirl]

The story: A supernatural glitch in your DVR occurs. At first you panic, hitting lots of random buttons on your remote control, but then are RELIEVED to discover that no, your entire series recording of Golden Girlshas not been deleted! But then, just as things appear to be back to normal, there's a puff of smoke, and a fairy appears! You have apparently freed the TV fairy from a televised hell in which she was made to watch endless reruns of Are You Hot?, and as fairies tend to be when freed, she is very grateful and wants to grant you magic wishes.

Now,the fairy has only TV-related powerz, and so she offers you the chanceto go back in time and retroactively CHANGE the history of your favorite TV shows with 3.5 wishes!

You can go back in time and erase from the fabric of TV history THREE individual episodes of any TV show you want! The rest of the series(es) will not be altered. What do you choose?

1) Lost Son from CSI:Miami The show would be a majillion times better with Speed still alive. Aside from just dying, he died in such a lame assed way. I would have rather he died from some sort of 'incident' with Horatio's sunglasses.

2) Emancipation from SG-1. The hideousness that is the blue dress must be bahleeted from all time forever and ever. GAH! I want to purge my eyes just thinking about it.

3) The series finale of Quantum Leap. ROBBED! ROBBED I tell you!!

You can go back in time and revive ONE unfairly cancelled television show and return it to the annals of TV history!* *CHOOSE WISELY, because if you attempt to revive more than one show,the wish will backfire and you'll instead be treated to a whole bunchof crappy made-for-TV "reunion" movies full of replacement actors.

Hmmm...this one is tough. If the warning weren't there, I'd just shout out a random Adam Baldwin series. But I'm going to go with John Doe. I want to know what the frell he was! (Sorry to the PB fans out there, but I need answers dammit!)

To balance out the historical TV viewing schedule, you now have the power to retroactively CANCEL, at any point during the series, any one show! Alternately, you can wield your destructive might and DELETE one whole entire series from ever having been made.

Oooo...this one is easier. JAG would get the axe at the end of Season 7 (showing that Bud survived just fine). Just soon enough to save Webb from becoming the lapdog of Mac. ::shudder::

LIFE AND DEATH! You can now bring ONE character back from thedead... and, to restore the balance, you must also kill off a character! They don't have to be from the same fandom.

Since I already saved Speed by getting rid of "Lost Son", Bobby Caffey from Third Watch 'cause that killed me DED. OMG I cried.

Who to kill, who to kill...Sorry, but Lindsay Monroe on CSI:NY gets the heave ho. She just has no decent storyline and she's more annoying now than anything else.

Bonus tradeoff: you can delete a single scene, relationship pairing or plot arc from any series that gave you hives... AND you can plug in any one [scene, pairing, plot arc] that you never got to see!

I'll just say Sam/Jack and let the DVR fates decide whether it's for SG-1 or Without a Trace for the pairing that gets the boot.

Plug in...As long as someone decent took over the writing, Flack and anyone he wanted on CSI:NY. Umm...yeah. I'm just going to keep that vision in my brain for a bit.

Should Totally Have Happened Plot Arc:

Tony got his own team at the start of Season 4 for NCIS. He still does campfires and really is ready for his own team. It would be a great way to introduce some new characters and he'd get to show what he can really do.