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I attempted to watch The Learning Curve for the Carmine G drooling factor. No. Just no. I got maybe 15 minutes into it and couldn't make it any further.
The writing, concept, direction, etc...were just so horrifying that it wasn't even one of those that was enjoyable as camp.
And to top it all off? I HATE his hair in the movie. I have a big thing about hairstyles influencing whether I find a guy hot or not. It's not that I only like certain hairstyles or anything (witnessed by the fact that I find both Mitch Pileggi and Jason Momoa hot) it's just I find some much more flattering than others. The hair for Carmine in this movie? Bad, so very very bad.
I know there is a movie that he did where there's a cap of him in boxers where you have a nice shot of his washboard abs, I'm really hoping this isn't the one. I'm not sure I can endure even the skimming required for that.
I'm off to watch CSI:NY probably Cool Hunter to try and scrub my brain of the images.
The writing, concept, direction, etc...were just so horrifying that it wasn't even one of those that was enjoyable as camp.
And to top it all off? I HATE his hair in the movie. I have a big thing about hairstyles influencing whether I find a guy hot or not. It's not that I only like certain hairstyles or anything (witnessed by the fact that I find both Mitch Pileggi and Jason Momoa hot) it's just I find some much more flattering than others. The hair for Carmine in this movie? Bad, so very very bad.
I know there is a movie that he did where there's a cap of him in boxers where you have a nice shot of his washboard abs, I'm really hoping this isn't the one. I'm not sure I can endure even the skimming required for that.
I'm off to watch CSI:NY probably Cool Hunter to try and scrub my brain of the images.
