"Conversations with a Penguin"
I got some caps of the Penguin NPC in the Sims 2 Seasons game.
He's on the chatty side. Unfortunately, the other party isn't quite as much of a conversationalist.

So Robin decided to build a snowman one day. That's what 1 foot drifts are for after all.

Once the snowman was done, Robin had to leave for work. So her husband Kurt came out to look at the snowman (actually, he'd intended to knock it over) but met with a visitor. Mr. Penguin appreciated the pet, but he was really interested in talking with Mr. Snowman. Apparently, it was the equivalent of Penguin Happy Hour or something.

Penguin cut to the chase and right into the kinky stuff and asked if he was into a little bondage. Mr. Snowman wasn't impressed.

Then there was a question about playing student and teacher. Still no response.

He finally tried something a bit more mundane. Sports. Still nothing but the cold shoulder from Mr. Snowman.

Dejected, Penguin finally waddled off to nurse a wounded heart.
Epilogue:

Feeling bad for Penguin, Kurt has built him another frosty companion who looks like he may share a few more of Penguin's predelictions.
He's on the chatty side. Unfortunately, the other party isn't quite as much of a conversationalist.
So Robin decided to build a snowman one day. That's what 1 foot drifts are for after all.
Once the snowman was done, Robin had to leave for work. So her husband Kurt came out to look at the snowman (actually, he'd intended to knock it over) but met with a visitor. Mr. Penguin appreciated the pet, but he was really interested in talking with Mr. Snowman. Apparently, it was the equivalent of Penguin Happy Hour or something.
Penguin cut to the chase and right into the kinky stuff and asked if he was into a little bondage. Mr. Snowman wasn't impressed.
Then there was a question about playing student and teacher. Still no response.
He finally tried something a bit more mundane. Sports. Still nothing but the cold shoulder from Mr. Snowman.
Dejected, Penguin finally waddled off to nurse a wounded heart.
Epilogue:
Feeling bad for Penguin, Kurt has built him another frosty companion who looks like he may share a few more of Penguin's predelictions.