Heeeeeeeeeeeeee..."q" for "queer over Jack/Ianto!" How can you curse that?

Ianto is like the sexiest baby bunny ever. His is a subtle, lapine hotness. Whereas Barrowman is...well, you said it: the lizard level. Or the hot monkey level.

And together, like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, they're delicious.