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[webbgirl]

Inspired by meyerlemon (because I blame attribute everything to her these days) I think we should do a Simpsons quote meme.

Post your favorite Simpsons quote or even scene.  It'll make you laugh just thinking about it.  I promise!  (Though sharing it so that everyone else can laugh too is kind of the point.)

Here are an overabundance a few of my favorites...

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem? 
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Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time, I really would.
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Lisa: If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time. 
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Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!