D'OH!
In honor (or honour) of Canada Day and 4th of July, I give you Homer Simpson...
"I know that I, like many other Americans, have behaved like a total buffoon, but we Americans are England's children. I know we don't call as often as we should and we aren't as well behaved as our goody-two-shoes brother Canada - who's never had a girlfriend (I'm just saying) - but please find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me."
"I know that I, like many other Americans, have behaved like a total buffoon, but we Americans are England's children. I know we don't call as often as we should and we aren't as well behaved as our goody-two-shoes brother Canada - who's never had a girlfriend (I'm just saying) - but please find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me."